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Maybe his head outgrew it. Yeesh.

Gosh 14, I feel so guilty.
It was my fault. You see, actually, we were in Chinatown, and after trying on some shark fin barrettes and not being quite satisfied, the gentleman tore open a box of "Black Fungus" (the large economy size) and placed it on his head, and well, I can't help but be polite, so I had to agree when he asked that yes, he did look 'fetching.'
I hope they don't kick me out of San Francisco because of it. I rather like it here.

Couldn't look more phony if it had a chin strap attached to it!!

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