As I waited in the cashier line, a stout black and white creature carrying a sizable "Tillamook Country Smoker" pepperoni stick in his mouth had the nerve to cut in front of me. He stood for a while waiting to pay, but the lady in front was taking forEVER, so the creature wandered out onto the sidewalk and trotted away with his stolen booty. True story.
Some customers are in a real hurry, and just don't have the time to wait.
Posted by: MJed Lance Von T. | October 14, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Ahem.....WHERE was Abigail?
Posted by: Vern | October 14, 2009 at 08:18 PM
I'm with Vernapolooza... I think Abigail was in on this.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | October 21, 2009 at 02:57 PM
I too thought it was Abigail! This is hilarious.
Posted by: Kamala | December 06, 2009 at 08:38 PM