Do you live in a large home and find that most French maids aren't enthusiastic enough to get the job done? Do they show up in their skimpy outfits and spend more time posing seductively than actually working? Are you fed up? If you want the job done right, then this is the guy to call. When your doorbell rings, you'll open your door and French Maid Frank will practically knock over you in fevered anticipation of cleaning your home. Don't be alarmed when you notice your walls and windows rattling, that's just French Maid Frank gleefully dusting your furniture as he skips and pirouettes from room to room while pretending his duster is a magic fairy wand. Frank's speciality is cleaning wood paneled walls and calico shag carpets from the 70's. Medium: Ink and marker in moleskine sketchbook.
I know that guy ... no really, I do.
Posted by: Feng | March 17, 2009 at 10:35 PM
EWWW LALA!!!
Posted by: Vern | March 18, 2009 at 03:39 AM
I want to be his assistant. We could choreograph routines and invite clients to imaginary after-parties.
Posted by: javelin | March 19, 2009 at 08:51 AM
I would totally hire French Maid Frank. So long as he stayed out of my lingerie drawer.
Posted by: Red | March 20, 2009 at 02:30 PM