The Terror of Corn on the Cob

Food festival in Seattle. Girl has no choice but to grab cameras and attend. Funnel cakes. Corn dogs. Giant vats of fries. Creeping terror. It's all too much. So crowded. Can't breathe. Must escape. People savaging corn on the cob just inches away from personal space. Help. Get me out of here. Heart pounding. Cold sweat. Calm down. Remember I brought digital camera and video camera. Switch cameras to "on". Take hundreds of photos and footage of people eating corn inches from face.

Comments

[Knox Bronson]

Jesus is smiling upon you.

[Vern]

Forgive me 14.
I respect your terror at food spectacles.
However, I have to ask.
Is that a condom partially covering that woman's (porn) corn?

Vern! Now you've gone and made the image even more terrifying.

xoxo
14

[Sweet Subversion]

It does look like a condom doesn't it Vern?

I love the constipated, psychotic, shit eating grin people get when they eat. My mother looked like this whenever she had to eat with her hands.

This is why I don't eat corn on the cob.

[Bionic Squirrel]

Jesus Christ... she looks like an animal! I can't imagine the audio that would accompany that image.

[Dooder city]

God bless America...

[Glenn Maguire]

Dear 14?
As a consciencious devourer of your insights into the human psyche, I can't help but feel ever so slightly miffed that you have been keeping "Resplendent Chaos" a secret, apparantly reserved only for those who "really " understand your take on the human condition. Are you blogging elsewhere, or is it too bold of me to enquire. By the by, wouldn't you like to enquire of the bloke in the speedo, " no full length mirror?"
Rainbow wishes,
Glenn

[fast eddie]

What fascinates me more than anything else is what is actually going on in the thought process in a person like this. I am an avid people watcher and find that there is nothing more humorous or thought provoking that watching fellow humans in action. I have found that about 10% get it right. The other 90% are lost among the lost. You do not get scenes like this at any zoo. I mean a monkey eats a banana with more tact that some people sitting in a restaurant. I think that you should take your camera or sketch pad to the local Olde Country Buffet at dinner time. I think you will find an endless array of subject matter. Just watch what some of them do with an overloaded plate of spaghetti. A grown fat man with a paper napkin bib who never learned that you can twirl your noodles aroung a fork, shoveling it in as fast as he can so he can go back for more to be sure he gets all that his $7.95 paid for. And the ice cream with 50 pounds of sprinkles on top is also priceless.

[WebmasterPete]

When I first saw this one, I was going to get after you about making fun of retarded people. I guess she only LOOKS retarded - so, I guess it's OK. Oh, what the hell, it's OK to make fun of retarded people too - just because we call them 'special' doesn't mean we have to treat them that way!

[Kamala]

This photo is EPIC

[Loser]

Hey, that's me!

[javelin]

I looove this, because I swear corn on the cob makes us all look like evil little pigs! that's why I eat it alone in the dark.