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Things I Stumble Across During My Daily Walks Along The Streets of San Francisco

Hellothere

Once I spotted this dazzling individual, I couldn't seem to get my eyes off...his shoes. Spotted in Hayes Valley, June 2008.

Corneroffice

When they informed you that you'd soon be moving into the corner office, this isn't quite what you had in mind. Spotted in the Mission District, July 2008.

Gutterdildo

Normally I'm too busy watching people to glance down at the street, but on this particular day I happened to notice a damaged dildo flopped lifelessly atop a festering sewer, surrounded by cigarette butts and spent bottle rockets from the previous night's July 4th festivities. I snapped a pic because the image was such a fitting tableau for modern urban living. Spotted in the Tenderloin District, July 2008.

Beeeotch

Okay fine, but you don't have to be such a bitch about it. Spotted near Union Square, June 2008.

July 11, 2008 in Urban Ephemera & Artifacts |

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Aw, where's John Cleese in the second photo? I can just hear it...

"And now, something completely different."

Posted by: Faylinn | July 11, 2008 at 05:18 PM

I am still trying to reconcile the association of that broke-dick picture with such an "important work of art, bitch."

Fascinating.

Posted by: CPT Willy | July 12, 2008 at 09:59 AM

Amazing pics, 14. You do cover some ground on your walks! Watching "The Witches of Eastwick." I'm thinking you must like that movie, for some reason. :)

Posted by: Knox Bronson | July 13, 2008 at 12:17 AM

The guy in his er, tight shorts, was working in his outside office one day, when his er, dildo, um, broke, and...

Posted by: midevil | July 15, 2008 at 08:52 AM

That guy's shoes really cracked me up.

Posted by: Jenn F. | July 17, 2008 at 09:23 AM

This makes me want to live in San Francisco so badly.

Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 19, 2008 at 10:23 AM

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